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A "gondola" type of ski lift at stratton mountain, VT where all occupants must stand with their equpment inside as they are ferried up the mountain-the lift is more prone to this slang term early in the morning after a night of drinking, while the occupants are drinking champage wine and smoking weed on the trip up.
holy shit jimmy, just cause they call it a fartbox doesnt mean you gotta make it a fartbox..yo pass that bowl over here i did'nt hit it yet..bandit did you get the cork outta that chapagne yet?
by R. doddley May 2, 2003
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Fartbox

Another word for Anus (end of your rectum where you release gas/fart and excrete.)
I'll shove my hard cock up her fartbox.
by MrMusic February 4, 2015
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I'm tired of John and all his factbooking, last night he posted seven memes on how many states legalized recreational methamphetamine use, when we all know it wasn't even on the ballot.
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Faceboxing

The art of winning verbal disputes by having the most effective, factual, and evidentiary claims
Hermes invented faceboxing in 2007
by cruzherm September 29, 2018
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FACTBOIII

A China Communist Party (CCP) supporter. Always post pro-CCP definition on Urban Dictionary.
FACTBOIII is bad cuz he is supporting tyranny.
by Anonymous HKer July 20, 2020
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Fartbox

A newly, quickly and cheaply built, multi-family residential apartment building or condominium complex just tall enough to replace blue sky views with thoughtless, tasteless design at least 5 blocks in every direction. American fartboxes are typically "constructed" of wood framing and styrofoam that's wrapped in chicken wire that's then covered in stucco or brick veneer. It must be as ugly as possible, cost as little to build as possible and in turn cost as much as possible to purchase, cool, heat and maintain. To make room for new fartboxes, gassy developers will commonly target a towns most vulnerable historic neighborhoods. Sites most significant to a regions cultural heritage are the most suitable locations.
Developers want to tear it down to make room for more fartboxes
by TobyTunes November 25, 2020
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FartBox McJohnson

A FartBox McJohnson, or FBM, is a contraption comprised of a cylindrical cardboard tube (normally used for toilet paper rolls) placed upon the Farter's anus and a recipient, the Sniffer, placing their nose on the other end of the tube. By sniffing the FartBox McJohnson, Sniffers receive life in heaven.
Yo Kadren D., remember when Snail R.'s FartBox McJohnson cleared your sinuses?
by SnailR March 12, 2021
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