Faceditch

When one comments on another's facebook status and suddenly leaves the conversation like they weren't even there.

Dude! Did you just see that? Shannon just faceditched Jennifer's status!

by marcum February 28, 2011

Facesitting

When a someone sits on another someone's face.

Preferably naked but clothes works just as well.

That bitch was into some kinky shit nigga, like she was into bondage and facesitting n' shit cuz.

by WRYYYYYYYYYY March 7, 2019

facesitting

The act of taking a facebook username for the sole purpose of denying it from others.

I was one of the first to get my username so I' facesitting on TwilightFan

by lucasgamer June 12, 2009

facexing

Talking to someone on facebook (messaging, wall posting, commenting) and texting at the same time.

Okay just dont let it happen again! but it probably will since we are facexing right now.

by afacexingpro June 15, 2011

Facesitting

The greatest thing to happen to the human race. Along with FemDom facesitting is great sucking that vagina and FemDom facesitting is good too because having a slave forced to be sat upon is a great view. I also love scat facesitting where a mistress will poop into the human toilets mouth(slave) and they must eat it and I love it.

You want to do some facesitting tonight?

by TheJimmyOfDerp May 13, 2019

facebitch

One who chooses to use facebook status updates for negative comments instead on positive ones.

I had to remove my friend from my facebook updates, she's such a facebitch.

by pmarcotte December 27, 2011

Facebitcher

Someone who constantly updates their Facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.

Mike-"Shari is complaining about her boyfriend on Facebook...again."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."

by Dr. Douche June 16, 2012