Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!
by zognatoid May 28, 2009
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by TheRman0 October 6, 2008
Get the facetard mug.A unpopular person, who will always comment on popular girls statuses, photos, anything on facebook in hope to start a conversation. Because they are unpopular, the popular girls only respond with one word.
Popular Girl: Cant wait for new moon!
Facefag: Oh cool! Who are you going to see it with?
Popular Girl: Nobody.
Facefag: Oh, you gotta go with somebody.
Popular Girl: Go Away.
Facefag: Oh cool! Who are you going to see it with?
Popular Girl: Nobody.
Facefag: Oh, you gotta go with somebody.
Popular Girl: Go Away.
by M4D D0WG December 16, 2009
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by thecave February 3, 2010
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"You're some facebag boy" - Hello my friend, you re-define stupidty
"He's some facebag" - I do not care much for that fellow
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by Crustymusicstudent March 7, 2007
Get the Facebag mug.Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!
by TranceXplant March 5, 2009
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