facehooker

a girl or guy who sell themselves or participates in slutty activities on Facebook.

Olivia just asked Milton to have sex with her by posting "COME DO ME!" on his Wall.

Dude, what a facehooker.

by Spiffy Pants July 25, 2009

facebookery

1. Feeling the need to check you facebook every 20 mins to see if the status of your "friends" has updated.
2. being a "fan" of everything - reguardless of if you even care about the cause that you have just "supported".
3. Spending countless hours upload and/or view pictures so you can feel more connected to the people you rarly see.

You're always glued to the computer for hours at a time! Updates don't even come in that frequently! I hope there is rehab for those that suffer from Facebookery.
fan facebook

by facebook_addict April 6, 2010

Facefucker

Someone who fucks a mouth and throats. Also known as throatfuck. It's a more active role than receiving a blow job.

The Facefucker held my head while facefucking me deepthroat.

by Sebulator July 27, 2016

Bipolar facebooker

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.

"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!

by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011

In-your-facebooker

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.

"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"

by dunkentz November 19, 2009

Facehooker

Someone who stays up late at night looking for people to "friend" on Facebook.

It was a busy night for Betty, a Facehooker in her prime, getting another twenty "friends" under her belt.

by erinad July 17, 2009

facehooker

a facebook member who uses facebook addictively, literally hooked to it or a member who uses it to solely get laid.

Mike: "Lets get on facebook and find you a date"
Eddie: "no way, I dont want to turn into a facehooker"
Mike: "Its not like you aren't already, your hooked to it almost 24/4"

by YESmina March 9, 2009