facemance

A romance between two people that takes place on someone's Facebook wall for all the world to see.

Aw how cute, Nicole and Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome are having a facemance!

by sharkbaityaya April 20, 2009

facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Herman received a facetan after going down on Amy.

by gballer February 18, 2008

facepants

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

facemail

facemail = (noun or verb) the message or sending of messages through facebook's inbox system (instead of an email program.)

*(spacemail = myspace's message system)

Got to go check my facemail.

I'll facemail you later.

by mythmargaret May 25, 2009

facemail

The emails you send/receive via Facebook.

I spent all night on facemail with the hot chick I met last week, she is soooooooo dirty, I hope we hook up!

by SFJH September 15, 2007

face man

A man who is obsessed with his own appearance.

Jim had a lot of attention from the ladies, but his friends just thought of him as a face man.

by sf_native May 20, 2004

crusty facemask

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.

"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

by iactuallydidthis April 28, 2010