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facehooker

a facebook member who uses facebook addictively, literally hooked to it or a member who uses it to solely get laid.
Mike: "Lets get on facebook and find you a date"
Eddie: "no way, I dont want to turn into a facehooker"
Mike: "Its not like you aren't already, your hooked to it almost 24/4"
by YESmina March 9, 2009
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Facehooker

Someone who is not on Facebook, who uses your Facebook to check on people.
"Will you check on Facebook to see if this guy is on there?".

"Gosh, you such a Facehooker".
by beanedog June 17, 2011
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facehooked

adv. to be hooked on/ upsessed with facebook
"Jerry needs to get out more, he's facehooked."
by dougie3 July 3, 2007
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half face hoe

Someone who only sends snapchats with one side of there face In the picture.
Ryan is a half face hoe, but his dick game a1
by BRITNEYBITCHHHH January 19, 2016
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Facehooker

One who gets around on the social networking site, Facebook. Typically, younger teenage sisters, flirting on multiple guys facebooks.

(A Facebook Slut)
" 'Cmon, Boosh is on in 2 minutes"

" Just wait! I have to finish facebooking Michael and Chad!"

" You Facehooker"
by Jeebs99 May 3, 2009
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Facehead

Adj; When one receives oral sex while on Facebook.
Boy: " Dude... Staring at pictures of Tatiana on Facebook while getting a blowjob from Julie"

Boy2: "Oh,so you were getting Facehead?"

Boy: "Yeah Buddy!"
*highfives*
by Gingasnapp12345 December 18, 2010
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Facehead

1A) A general reference to a person whose name you cannot come up with fast enough
1B) A way to to reference someone in an introduction

2) An insult used in a moment where you have no comeback
1A) "Damn it... I forgot his name... YO FACEHEAD! OVER HERE!"
1B) Hi Facehead, I'm Jordan

"You are such a douchebag"
"You... you... Facehead!"
"Nice one"
by Jordan Kantor January 30, 2008
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