faceroad

The act of driving while giving oral sex to a female counterpart

I'm gonna make her start paying for my insurance. That's the third crash from faceroad this month alone

by Soupy Soup December 7, 2010

facebrooking

Masturbating while looking at facebook pictures.

I was looking at pics of this girl when my mom came down to the basement and totally caught me facebrooking.

by Wednesday night in Greenpoint February 4, 2010

Facerolled

A term used to describe victory over someone that involved anything but actual skill.

That guy that took steroids facerolled me at arm wrestling

by Rellikniap May 29, 2010

facedrop

A word made famous by metal band Jagstog.
When running, biking, skiing, or any other fast-paced forward movement that has an unwanted end result of smashing one's face into the pavement, gravel, or other hard/painful surface.

"So I was running down the street and this little Jaggernaut came running out in front of me and i tripped over him...did a facedrop right into the sidewalk."

by Kevin Cernjul October 16, 2006

facedropping

(v) Adding friends on social networking sites for the sole purpose of implied connection (similar to namedropping)
Adding friends on Facebook simply to impress others

Ben: No way you know that dude. You're totally facedropping.

Ben: How annoying is that bitch man? She facedrops like it's her job

by YoungTooth April 6, 2009

Face 'fro

When your beard is long, shaggy and seemingly unkept. Especially when neck is unshaven.

That dude has a sweet face 'fro, wonder if there are squirrels living in there!

by BoobsRMe August 10, 2014

Facetron

A: A machine with which to cut gems

B:A robotic face

A: I just faceted my diamond on this here facetron.

B:OH MY GOD FACETRON HAS COME TO CONSUME US ALL WITH HIS VEANGEFUL, FLAMING TEETH!

by Joe December 11, 2003