Facejump

A surprise and not necessarily wanted make out. When one person decides to kiss another without the latter knowing it is going to happen.

Jen: Last night Chris kissed me!
Cassie: Ew! Why did you let him do that?!?
Jen: I didn't. It was a facejump! He caught me by complete surprise

by ryersonchik December 20, 2010

facebuns

The buns that are on face. They are thought of in certain mystic circles as "cheeks." These things are used for chewing, slapping, sucking, or making perverted noises out of.

I hate when my stepdad pinches my facebuns!

by ApplePie_MMMM February 27, 2011

Facebush

The chin part of a gotee that becomes coarse and thick and mangled due to not trimming and/or unkemptness, resembling a jagged bush on one's face.

"Dude, you need to do something about that gotee, you got one hell of a facebush going on"

"You're collecting goop in your facebush"

by jakevo January 24, 2012

facepuml

A variation of facepalm, expressing extreme frustration or disappointment. It began as a typo of facepalm (facepaml) and then morphed into facepuml. It is pronounced "face pummel"

I totally just dropped my phone in the toilet. #facepuml

by q0rban January 22, 2014

facepum

Typically used as an action word to describe the reaction to unexplainable, unreasonable, unnecessary, dumb things that ones do. It has the simlar meaning to "face palm" but in the more extreme way. As Púm in ancient Greeks typically means "unnecessary stupidity" or "unnecessary dumb behaviour" the word is then used together with the word "face" to create the word "facepum" because it has similar pronunciation as face palm. The word it's now commonly used as an insulting and criticising way to react to ones behaviour or action.

He's actions and behaviour makes me wanna facepum myself so hard.

by Polam May 21, 2016

Facedump

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.

Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.

by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009

Facebunking

The art of looking like you are busy at work when in fact you are using a social network website.

'I had loads of work to do this afternoon but I couldn't be bothered so I just spent it Facebunking.'

by EL TEL May 8, 2012