eyelash sex

This is what happens on the outside corner of your eyes where your eyelashes on top and bottom interweave with one another causing you to constantly use your finger as birth control and seperate them.

I kept feeling like something was in my eyes but then I realized I was only suffering from a bout of eyelash sex.

by Free Tan February 4, 2009

eyegasmic

Like an orgasm for the eyes. To see something beautiful that makes you want to shout/cry with joy.

The painting was so eyegasmic I wanted to buy it. I was eyegasmicing when I saw the band's lead singer.

by Kam April 26, 2004

Eyeball Paul

Putting a bottle of alcohol to your Eye so the drink goes into your blood faster.

Jord: Eyeball paul it man this tastes disgusting
Drunkard: Hahahah what? no wait, yeah ok. Ahh man it's all over me.
Jord: Sigh...

by Jord- Blackburn February 28, 2008

Reverse Pirate Eyepatch

Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"

"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"

OR

"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"

by Based on a true story January 4, 2010

eyerape

eyerape is the equivalent of earrape for your eyes

A: “yo what you doing?”
B: “I’m on Discord”
A: “yo dude wtf, is that light mode? that shit’s eyerape at it’s finest”

by Taco Kid Guy IDK July 30, 2020

Eyelashes

Short curved hairs arranged along the upper and lower eyelids. Their function is to protect the eyes.
A woman may flutter her eyelashes as a sexual signal. Short eyelashes can be thickened or extended with false eyelashes or given greater definition with mascara. Eyelashes can be curled with special eyelash tongs or by using a specialised mascara.

She fluttered her long eyelashes seductively. He was helpless.

by O'Flagherty March 8, 2007

Emo eyepatch

the quintessential hairstyle of an emo, includes hair parted to the side covering one eye.

Guy1-Dude did you hear? that emo got in a car crash.
Guy2-How
Guy1-Musta been his emo eyepatch. cant see a dammed thing with those.

by B-rian April 3, 2006