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extended shower

When one takes extra long in the shower because he/she needs to masturbate either in, before, or after the shower. Often happening when a guest has his girlfriend over at the host's house and gets action resulting in blue balls.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just take a 30 minute shower at 3 O'Clock in the morning at my house?

Dude 2: Sorry man needed that extended shower.
by Coco Puff tha Don April 8, 2008
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Expendibles

Old-school way of saying "expenses"
OHNOES! gotta close these Expendibles accounts
by xtreme2252 June 15, 2009
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patella expand

Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.
Cori: "Who am I looking for?"

Craig: "He's right there."

Cori: "Who? Which person?"

Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."

Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "
by PMax February 11, 2008
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mp's expenses

Using someone else's money to pay for a luxury item you would not possibly dream of paying for yourself.
Hazel "I really want to get some antique doorknobs for the faux medievil drawbridge over our moat"

Geoff "No problem honey, we'll stick it on the mp's expenses, Gordon bought a helicoptor last week"

Hazel "Spiffing!"
by Barry Kabama May 15, 2009
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espendrun

Afro (hairstyle) in Cuban dialect.
ñoooo! ese tipo tiene tremendo espendrun!
by animon March 24, 2008
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Expeditiously

He texted and she replied Expeditiously
by Khussle April 28, 2019
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expedouches

executing a project in a timely yet inefficient manner without consideration for the quality of the finished product
The Douchebagitron painted the room in an expedouches manner, it only took two hours but it looks like crap. It will take us days to fix that mess.
by Jayseabee June 24, 2011
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