evincegelion

g0dly warcraft3 / starcraft / counter-strike player. Also expert in online trash talking. his new name is Audi-X and lets join his fan club !!! hes so coool !!! hahaha

I hope when he sees this i can join AiX !!!

evincegelion pwns u !!!!

by newbietang February 12, 2004

Evine

Evine is a nice girl that has a mild kink for dark-skinned guys, especially those from Colombia. She's very quiet at first, but when you get to know her she's a real freak.

Hey, be careful Chris, she's an Evine!

by Fishbutnochips June 7, 2016

evincegelion

-Total fob who plays games 24/7
-A dork with no life
-One of the worst poker players i've ever seen. Only wins when he gets pocket ACES or KINGS.

I dont want my sun growing up like evincegelion. he'll have no girlz.

by John Chung March 21, 2004

Evina

Evina is a gorgeous bad ass woman. She's mad sexy and hot. She's unforgettable, stunning, loves diamonds and red roses. Men fall on her feet yet she's the most romantic and warm-hearted person you'll meet. Evina is a goddess

Damn I can't seem to get over that one chick.
She's such an Evina

by moneyandgold November 20, 2021

evina

evina remembers your triggers. she'll tell you when to look away. she'll read your eyes, grab your hand in crowded spaces. she protects. she'll know what you need when you don't want to keep going anymore. she'll put on your favorite song and takes you on a drive. she remembers what you need. she'll know why you're crying. she knows who you're dedicating your tears to. only she knows the right words to whisper while she holds you. she cares. she'll remember how you take your coffee and when she needs to be...just there. evina knows. evina protects. evina cares.

"thank you, evina. this was exactly what i needed"
"this really helped. thank you, evina."
"thank you for always looking out for me, evina."

by lenawaec September 26, 2022

Crank up the old Evinrude

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Evinrude

An Evinrude is when an individual, male or female, reaches directly behind them and strokes the penis of a another individual. The motion must closely mimic the movements one would use on the control shaft of an Evinrude outboard motor, most commonly found on a jonboat or similar craft.

Susie gave me an Evinrude while we were standing in line for a Plan B pill.

by Daddylongdick813 February 19, 2019