Erectophobia

To be very scared of somebody erecting.

Stop it! I have an erectophobia!

by iChantz January 11, 2009

Erectofungus

When a male gets bits of tissue stuck to the tip of his penis after he has just ejaculated into a tissue following masturbation.

Damn now I have to clean this erectofungus off with water before it dries.

by steelernationuk April 1, 2008

erectron

an electron in the excited state

Mr. Koehn "the electron became excited"
Mike "you mean it's now an erectron?"

by wfcantabulous June 2, 2005

electoral college

An idea put in place to prevent one city, region, or demography from deciding who the next president is. The main goal is to force a presidential candidate to have to win over voters all across the country. Although it doesnt always work, it often times prevents what happens in New York state, from happening on a larger scale. Even though New York state is relatively half and half on the political spectrum, every election New York state ends up being won for the democrats because New York City is about 70% liberal and contains about half of the state's population.

Without the Electoral college, what happens almost every election in New York state could happen to the whole country, where the interests of one region determine the effects on the whole country

by Sensfan19_15 March 8, 2008

electoral college

The system of voting the got George W. Bush into the White House in 2000.

Bush didn't win the popular vote, but hey!

by Chris K. November 3, 2004

Erectoral Porkulation

When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.

*At grandpas farm*.....

Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....

by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012

erectomundo

letting your partner know that your pecker is "up" for sexual activity.

Girlfriend: Honey, can you sweep my chimney?

Boyfriend: ERECTOMUNDO! (hell fucking yeah)

by Screejay March 23, 2008