Epstein Barr

A virus that many musicians and singers use as an excuse for canceling concert performances.

Brandon Flowers complained of his Epstein Barr and had to cancel a show.

by Nicole F June 23, 2007

Theo Epstein

See: GENIUS

The mastermind behind the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox!!

Theo Epstein is only in his early 30's and has already broken the Curse of the Bambino, create more buzz surrounding the Red Sox than ever before, helped spark everything that the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry has been over the past couple of seasons, caused every game in Fenway to be sold out, and is establishing what could be the next great dynasty!!

by The Green Monster January 11, 2005

Epsteiny

Suspiciously dying in a prison cell and having it be ruled a suicide.

Chad: "Did you hear that John McAfee committed suicide in a Spanish prison?"
Stacy: "Yeah... sounds kind of Epsteiny to me."

by jimbbobobo June 24, 2021

Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019

justin epstein

The nicest, most trustworthy guy you will ever meet. Will you help you through everything and will always be your friend. Awesome curly hair with glasses, cute! Very funny and will promise to save you cookies and steak for the next time you come over hi house. The best advice giver ever. Pretty much someone that people cant live without.(:

A kid that goes to my soon to be high school is Justin Epstein.

by MooMoo MacGruber April 16, 2011

Epstein

An unwanted person, the "karen" or your friends according to Dane Cook

social fruitfly karen asshole loser

a: why is he here?
b: ugh he's such an epstein

by puckslut69 July 14, 2010

Epstein Log

The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.

Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.

by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020