endoplasmic reticulum

a structure in a human cell.

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting

by eggfoo March 12, 2003

Engorger

An extremely rigid and turgid penis that has been stimulated in a penis pump for 20-30 minutes.

I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.

I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.

My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.

by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020

ergophobia

Clothing company based in Point Pleasant, New Jersey.

"ergophobia" erg•o•pho•bi•a (hm-fb-)noun. An intense and persistant fear of work. Fear of rapid change, fear of misinformation, of being passed over in promotional hierarchies, of backstabbing, of being fired, of interpersonal conflict, of sexual harassment, of failing in one's own or other's expectations, and in general, all the performance anxieties that go along with a job.

Ergophobia is amazing!

by AndrewNJ May 30, 2007

ergophobia

The phobia of the torture device that is used in training for the sport of "rowing" called the ergometer. In reality, ergometers are used to kill off the weak by genocide war lords.

Coach: Everybody set up your ergs for a 2k.
Rower: Sorry coach, I have a horrible case of ergophobia.

by bigbootyblackgirl May 31, 2010

egopatriot

A type of patriot who uses nonsense as means of showing patriotism to his/her native country.

"This one guy who's with the japanese national socialist party says all this egopatriot crap about how the Japanese Self-Defense Force can conquer and take over any country in the world. That's a load of shit. They are great, but they, like all other militaries, are nothing compared to the US military."

by Dave January 14, 2004

Encopresis

Involuntary fecal soiling in people who have usually been toilet trained.

Austin: This coffee tastes like shit!

Basil: It is shit, Austin..

Henchman: I have encopresis, ok?

Austin: Mmm, yes..

by Gotadime March 3, 2010

egopathy

Moving against someone aggressively to hurt them and achieve an egocentric goal. This is due to unresolved developmental issues from the aggressor's past.

The egopathy was rampant at that job. People were being fired for no good reason.

by drcedwood April 24, 2008