Emergency Nug

A weed nugget that you keep after buying and never bring out with you so that in the future if you dont have weed and cant find any you can go to your emergency nug and smoke that.

Damnit, no one is picking up their phone; i guess we should go grab that emergency nug from 2 weeks ago.

Don't worry bout it we dont need to pick up tonight, i got an emergency nug.

by pow right in the kisser July 8, 2009

emergency cleanup

Cleaning up one's messy house (or a similar setting) in a hurry by hastily stuffing junk and other items into closets, drawers, and other places visitor(s) would not enter or see so when visitor(s) arrive, the areas of the house visitor(s) will see (typically the living room and other nearby places) will appear presentable, but the messiness of the house (and the owner's slobbiness) remain hidden.

My boss is coming over, so I have to do an emergency cleanup.

by Bed time April 9, 2010

emergency bacon

This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.

"Oh man, I've had a rough day at work, and just need some bacon to cheer me up."
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"

by TalksQuietly October 8, 2017

emergency

somthing that is serious and not calling someone at 3 a.m to ask you what to wear to a party thats in 13 more hours.

mandy: this is a emergency
kim:what
mandy: so what should i wear to the party the blue or pink top.

kim: it's 3 in the morning, wear the blue top
mandy: thanks kim, you are the only one that didn't cuss me out and tell me to go back to sleep
kim:whatever go back to sleep

by poCkadotslotz June 2, 2010

emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.

Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.

by Guido1 March 13, 2008

Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.

Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!

by sjkonk November 12, 2010

Emergency Banter

The use of poor comebacks during an argument.

Person 1: "You're stupid"
Person 2: "So is your mum!"
Person 1: "Emergency Banter!!"

by ChollyClark December 23, 2009