esurprise

The result of meeting and/or dating someone on eHarmony who turns out to be a huge tool/douchebag/broham.

Susan: Yea, we dated for 3 weeks, but he turned out to be a tool.
David: Big esurprise.

by Fortner January 3, 2009

ersurge

To fall again, being opposite of resurge

Internationall trends ersurge come one come all.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Ensure

staple of underfed homosexual dredge-queens trying to stay thin well past their prime and failing as they look more AIDS than Laids

I met this scrawny, jaded faery in Chicago that rented an old ballet studio; great layout with massive sq.footage, 12 ft. ceilings, multiple parlors, and mirrored hallways. How he paid for it as a interior house painter is beyond me. The point where I decided to remember the address was when I saw him sipping on an Ensure he tore from a sixpack and blandly talking about the last job - "3 months ago". I forgot to check back to see if it the place was available, but I know he's dead. I just know it. Somewhere on or just off of Halstead. Go find it!

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

Archie emburey

Looks like a gruffalo and talks like a northerner don’t be friends with ARCHIEEEE he has a small penis forest hill boy

Alriiight byeeee Archie emburey

by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022

emauri

Emauri is a black bitch that makes you kill your baby never be with this lil nigga he gone hurt you baby girl girls named Honey usally falls for him but he is funny

Eww look at Emauri he disrespectful

by Real.Shit November 6, 2017

empurpling

Noun, direct object, and present participle verb: The act of making something purple. To empurple.

The interior decorator is empurpling my house.

Empurpling stuff is one of my favorite things.

by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011

emburrass

means embarressed in austisn gansta

you emburassed me
your an emburrassment

by abby February 4, 2005