Emp

incredibly gay and oddly a masochist.

Wow! He's really an emp.

by RIZLE September 28, 2025

emp.

a word that literally has no meaning; idiot.

dylan, youre an emp.

by therealabe July 20, 2019

Emp out

To take a dump.
Taking a shit.
Number 2
Moving ones bowels

Sorry I was late bruh. I had to emp out before I came through.

Man! I ate way too much. Feel like I need to emp out!

by Wayne 1 January 29, 2016

EMP Fart

A fart capable of disturbing nearby electronic devices.

Sam: WTF? My phone call dropped right when you farted..
Dave: I've been getting a lot of extra iron in my diet, it must've been an EMP fart...

by Darth Bawls October 10, 2012

EMP Bomb

A device that is used to destroy electronics in a large area. Can be built for under $400!

People are unaware that groups such as Al Qaeda may cripple the US economy with a few strategically placed EMP bombs.

by Maddzakk August 30, 2005

EMP Brothers

A Youtube Channel go sub now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go sub to EMP Brothers. hehehehhehe

by EMP WARRIOR October 14, 2020

EMP Fingers

A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*

There is no known cure.

My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.

by Arktykr October 19, 2021