empersonation

The act of pretending to be an emo boy whilst trying to pick up girls on Gaia.

Empersonator: "Hey i'm Matt Johnson and I have cool stuffz on Gaia."

Me: "No you arent Chris...will you cut the fucking empersonation out."

by John Bernuckle March 21, 2008

Elmers Suprise

Glueing a persons butthole shut.

Lets give him an Elmers suprise.

by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009

Elmers forbidden glue

The act of gluing one man’s dick to a females vagina using Elmers glue and cum

I was in an alleyway yesterday and I saw a Russian man making a husband and wife do the Elmers forbidden glue

by Dan V and Nicky g January 7, 2021

elmers

Someone that is gay or are high on glue(which is like the real definition).

Al3x: Man I'm 3lm3r!
P3t3r: Man you're high.
J4m35: Man you're gay.
P3t3r: Aw elmers.

by P54sors April 25, 2006

Elpresador

A condition that affects middle aged men who live in there grandmothers basement and has to ask permission to borrow the car. Suffers from mild to severe mental illness. Is a leader of men...who's I.Q. is in the range of 67-74.

I saw a fat 42 year old man driving down my street. He was screaming incoherently to himself while looking at his phone. It was later revealed to me that he suffers from Elpresador

by DarkHelmet November 22, 2014

elmers

What the Bukkake industry uses for spunk.

Oh man! Last night I got milked so when I was in that Bukkake video I had to fling elmers on her face for the money shot.

by Kancer978 November 15, 2006

Elmers delight

When semen glues your hands together

The elmers delight tore skin off my hands

by fatcat346 October 4, 2002