Eggman

when u bald as fuck

oi shut up eggman get a hircut...

by MrJaffaRusty February 22, 2017

Egguardo

The name was given to a person named Eduardo but who has a head shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given to the unsuspecting Eduardo by an annoying classmate.

Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good

by Person38484 May 8, 2019

Eggan

The act of freezing an egg for 6-8 hours and shoving it up a males rectum. The man then lets the egg defrost in a careful position while his male partner lays underneath until they receive a mouthful of delicious salmonella.

Hey boo, whats for breakfast?

I froze some eggs lastnight.

Youre the best!, I would love an Eggan Frittata!

by FlakyFlounder February 11, 2021

Dr Eggman Blue

Something that you should never ever look up.

Person 1: Don’t look up Dr Eggman Blue
Person 2: Ok

by joe865883929292994585747884949 June 11, 2021

Eggman

The man who brings the eggs in the John Water's movie, "Pink Flamingos" starring Divine!

The eggman brings eggs to the woman in the crib. She only eats eggs and ends up marrying the eggman!

by Bonzano April 17, 2006

Eggman

An idiotic version of Ivo Robotnik from another dimension.

Eggman is a moron.

by Exor October 30, 2003

eggnant

When a female spider is carrying her eggs and her abdomen becomes full and distended.

“Look at the size of her abdomen, she might be eggnant”

by Luke Dogwalker November 28, 2020