egberted

When a perfectly intelligent person shows a random extreme drop in IQ that causes an unexplainable mistake usually with the IT field but can be applied to all real world situations.

Man, he called about his email not working, and now his tower is fried. You egberted the hell out of that trouble ticket.

by midnightmag June 18, 2011

Eggbertion

Whenever your friend has any problem, just tell them that they need an eggbertion

Friend: “dude, It’s so cold outside, I can’t feel my hands”
You: “seems like you need an eggbertion”

by Yich December 19, 2019

Eggbeater

When you get her pregnant so next week you first er elbow deep and twist your hand around the uterus and scrape the crotch fruit to float around and be peed out afterwards.

Dude I forgot to pull out so I had to give er the ol eggbeater since the stairs didn't work.

by Sanity unfiltered April 29, 2020

Eggert Unnar

Retarded streamer

RevoTevo:Hey that's Eggert unnar the streamer

Labotarni: hes kinda retarded

by Eggs dad July 29, 2021

egberto

A man who is plumped and juicy, he's well established and always ready with a pocket full of money..

Wowww, I see you. You got that dough Egberto.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Eggertmoment

When something is right but still wrong.
When something goes like you want it too but it’s still not right.

That is such an Eggertmoment

by Eggsert July 28, 2022

Eggert

Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.

That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024