Efking

A way of saying Fucking, without the same level of vulgarity, and also a way to make yourself sound like a complete Dork if said seriously with no tone of sarcasm.

See also Fecking.

Example 1-
Fat Old Man: "..."
Young Asshole: "YOU ARE SO EFKING FAT! YOU FUCK!"

Example 2-
Mother: "Johnny, please pass the Efking salt for your father."
Johnny: "Ok, I will pass the Efking salt.

Example 3-
Suicidal Man: "I hate this Efking world."
Random Dickhead: "Go jump off an Efking bridge!"
Suicidal Man: "Suck my Efking penis, I can't swim!"

by xerocide December 11, 2007

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effing hell

aka fucking hell
an outcry at something someone has just said, normally said after a bad surprise.

A: My sister's pregnant...
B: Effing hell!

by klkat09 January 5, 2009

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Ewing

a suburb of Trenton, located in West central New Jersey. Once the site of a huge general motors plant and naval air plant, as well as the current home to the college of NJ and Trenton Mercer Airport. The town is named after Charles Ewing, and began as a farming town as well as the home of quarries off of Wilburtha road near West Trenton. Ewing is interesting in that it has a very broad mix of residents; in the high school their is no majority race. It has a bad rap compared to other towns like Hopewell or Hamilton, but it has nice sections too.

wanna go to a college party in Ewing tonight? I hear they got fresh bitches wylin out!

by impoip88 April 10, 2011

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effing

A variant of "fucking" used on Canadian television, primarily "Royal Canadian Air Farce". Pre-teens have been known to use in when quoting and the term "fucking" comes up in the quotation.

"That's effin' ridiculous!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

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