effing jeffing

Means the same as effing (fucking), but has 'jeffing' on the end, for no other reason than it rhyming rather well.

'effing jeffing hell'

'effing jeffing watch yourself'

'what the eff jeff is that!?'

by Lil' Alex January 13, 2009

effing chinese made

uttered in disgust of an item you recently bought which breaks instantly.

John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"

example one:

John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"

example two
Steve: Hey how Dave how's that DVD player you bought?

Dave: Shit was "Effing Chinese Made", it stop working after 2 movies

by Akiano88 December 26, 2010

abso-effing-lutely

A more severe form of the word 'absolutely.'

He is abso-effing-lutely the dumbest person I have ever met.

by KristinNicole January 13, 2008

effing awesome

When you go to a ridiculously popular, high quality restaurant (that normally has a waiting list, and doesn't take reservations for small parties) expecting to wait an hour and you get seated immediately.

We walked into the restaurant, expecting to wait for an hour like we normally do, but we got seated stat - effing awesome.

by natkayt October 12, 2011

effing retarded

extraordinarily obtuse and/or lame

That guy's Facebook post about loving ice cream was so effing retarded.

by checkled slovockia February 6, 2012

Effingham

Where people wear camo, sleep with their relatives, and say the N word.

Everyone in Effingham does meth.

by Hooves. December 10, 2020

Gerard EFFING Way

THE HOTTEST MAN also frank, mikey and ray <3 his different from other famous singer since his song saved lives and not only that his voice is just beautiful <3 and his wife Lindsay not a fan of her since she made fun of Gee way baby bro Mikey but at least his happy with her <33333

Girl: Gerard effing way his hot <3
girl 2: IKR but his the main reason why I'm still here his music helps me

by Z0MB13R0T November 22, 2021