A guy I fell in love with since the beggining of 6th grade
that i am pratticly obsseced with
i never had a chance with him and never will =')
that i am pratticly obsseced with
i never had a chance with him and never will =')
freind: hi......tf are you staring out in the ope-
me: *wondering in the clouds dreaming about him*
freind: girl tf do youj even know him!?!?
me: no but i do know that he is fiiiine, whats his name?
freind: idk i think Eduardo or something like dat
me: no but fr he is dwknudbked
im so sorry idk why i did this
me: *wondering in the clouds dreaming about him*
freind: girl tf do youj even know him!?!?
me: no but i do know that he is fiiiine, whats his name?
freind: idk i think Eduardo or something like dat
me: no but fr he is dwknudbked
im so sorry idk why i did this
by The GAWG GAWG 3000 February 15, 2022
boys named eduardo have very big cocks and will always treat a lady right and have ultimate rizz and will treat lady’s names dulce right especially especially short dulces who are in 7th grade
by noteduardoreyes April 11, 2022
A very sexy man who is very caring! He likes nature and not being on his phone: Be careful, he might not return your texts, though!
by orangejoocecult October 26, 2020
Always ends up having a massive dick. Besides that he's usually a massive fuckboy and has multiple hoes on the low. Besides that he has a top tier personality and you just cant dislike him
by Mr.3glocks November 22, 2021
by Shaqtus December 10, 2020
Someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. He is a penisless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. In other words, this guy is a messed up motherfucker.
by Your Mother II December 30, 2011
a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)
by sue June 14, 2006