Enmitize

The act of having enmity toward someone or something

The Palastinians enmitize the Israelis for stealing their land.

by Mikey Schafman May 20, 2007

Emmit

A well educated male. He respec whamen, he respec authortay and the only thing fatter than himself is his heart.

Hi emmit, can you please go away?

by Cockdickbutfuk November 2, 2018

EBITDA

In finance, "earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization," sometimes "EBIT-DA." In accounting, a way-station in the slow morph from "conceptual" to "pure cash flow" reporting. Compare "EBAWDWTCAE"--"earnings before anything we don't want to count as expenses."

The net is negative but the EBITDA is sensational.

by Buce July 11, 2005

Ebituary

Viral postings on Facebook and other social networks alerting you to the death of a celebrity.

I read this ebituary on Facebook: RT @BreakingNews: TMZ reports that film star Brittany Murphy has died at 32

by Peggy~ December 20, 2009

esmitherate

To break or to be broken down into tiny identical (common) parts. Similar to obliterate, annihilate, etc.

"With a carefully calculated swing of the axe, he esmitherated the beautiful glass vase."

"It is possible to observe the previously esmitherated particles under a microscope."

"Can I esmitherate that, please?"

"Was that achieved by a process of esmitheration?"

"He felt utterly esmitherated."

by skairkroh October 16, 2011

emitism

Emitism is a disease you get if you believed this was a real disease

"What is Emitism?"-Jack
"I'm not sure, let me look it up"-Jill
"You've got Emitism"-Jack

How to avoid getting Emitism

"What's Emitism"-Dyke
"It's not real"-Cunt
"Truuuuu"-Dyke

by Emitism is real March 8, 2017

Emmith

Emmith is a nickname for a weird girl usually named Emmy. She's a weirdo in a fun way, and is really outgoing and confident. She loves iced tea with a passion, and drinks it all the time. Emmith is usually noodley and spazzy and un-athletic, overall Emmith is a love a lovable goofball, who might sit on you randomly.

Hey, have you seen Emmith?

Yeah she's drinking iced tea somewhere

by Coolio2379 January 30, 2018