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Heightened & Enlightened

The state of a person after smoking a joint and drinking a warm cup of espresso coffee. One's mind is equal parts relaxed and hyper, allowing for optimal cognitive abilities.
"Tom was exhausted and stressed from studying. I guess you could say he got a little Heightened & Enlightened last night to cope!"
by Reverend Donk Bonkers August 11, 2020
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Enlightened Centrist

An Enlightened Centrist/Moderate is a nickname given to mock certain political commentators who call themselves centrists, when their rhetoric suggests otherwise. Unlike typical centrists, who are more balanced with their views and oppose political extremes, Enlightened Centrists use their platform to almost exclusively attack the left while never attacking the right. They go to such lengths to defend any right wing position, that they even do dishonest research and present misinformation that serves a right-wing viewpoint. They don't give the left any charitable interpretation of what they say and often straw man and gaslight the left, especially when the left is calling out alt-right propaganda. These types of centrists have also proven to be Useful idiots for the alt-right, often jumping to the defense of alt-right figures who spin any challenge or opposition to their rhetoric or punishment for their actions as an "attack on free speech". This type of gullibility and manipulation has been proven to be a recruiting method for the alt-right as is presents the alt-righters as misunderstood centrists themselves, who are being silenced by the "evil SJWs", causing the Enlightened Centrist's audience to become sympathetic towards them, and eager to visit their platform, where the radicalization will take place. Enlightened Cenrists are centrists in name only, and should not be trusted.
Person 1: The "OK" hand-sign has been co-opted by white supremacists and has been turned into a racist dog whistle
Person 2: OH, SO NOW THE OK HAND-SIGN IS RACIST?!?! THESE SJWS THINK EVERYTHING IS RACIST!!!!!!
Person 3: No, Person 1 didn't say the okay the "OK" hand-sign is racist, but that racist have turned it into a signal. You Enlightened Centrist types really need to stop being so gullible
by SkateWRes May 27, 2019
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eblogulation

the act of the collective music blog world hyping something to the point of oversaturation
"Yeah I want to check out the new Arcade Fire album but i'm gonna wait until the eblogulation stops."

"OMG Pitchfork just eblogulated over the new Animal Collective single."
by Pritan + Krista February 10, 2009
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enlightment

Enlightenment, spiritual enlightening
The Bible contains truth truths that give enlightment.

That person should be categorised accordingly for the rest of earthly days fraction
you see overshadow enlightment.
by Hercolena Oliver January 25, 2009
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Eligza

Persoana care nu ți răspunde și sta conectata pe whatsapp pentru ca se uita în gol
"Cum poți fi asa o Eligza?"
by Scârba April 23, 2021
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Ebig Gamer

Somebody that ranks higher than any mortal being, the highest class of gamer.
That giga-chad over there looks like an Ebig Gamer!
by KingJib April 26, 2021
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triage eligable

A medical term from an ambulance to hospital that lets the emergency room know that the patient is full of it.
Med#1: 45 YOF, complains of paralysis in lower left extremity, patient is "Triage Eligable".
Hospitol Dispatch: What, her foot asleep?
Med#1: 10-04
by P0rkCh0p October 5, 2017
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