We sent a flat Earther into orbit, and he said he thinks the windows distorted the Earth to make it look round, so he wouldn't be able to trust his own vision.
by Dozenal>Decimal July 21, 2022
by dabigmothafucka July 15, 2023
people who have small brain
by smartkat44444445 November 08, 2019
Somehow, with all of the evidence provided by scientists, these dumbasses still think that the Earth is a mere circle. Just like YouTube haters and people who do The Floss dance, they are people who are a disgrace to the human race.
by A_single_bean June 01, 2019
A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!
by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017
Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.
Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"
by CatEarthFTW May 01, 2018
A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that man-made climate change is a hoax made by rich lying Environmentalists to suppress the underfunded oil industry’s truth.
“I heard he was a Flat Earther...”
“Pretty much, Cool Earthers believe the UN, NASA, NOAA, the State Department, and 99% of the world’s scientists are paid to lie by Big Wind, and that only the Oil Lobby is telling the truth about Climate Change.”
“Wow, that makes Flat Earthers sound sensible in comparison”.
“Pretty much, Cool Earthers believe the UN, NASA, NOAA, the State Department, and 99% of the world’s scientists are paid to lie by Big Wind, and that only the Oil Lobby is telling the truth about Climate Change.”
“Wow, that makes Flat Earthers sound sensible in comparison”.
by BigNoisyChrisCooke January 30, 2020