N-E-W-P-O-R-T

Never Eat Wet Pussy Or Rotten Titis

man 1 :Look nicca im to go get some from this gurl iight

man 2 : newport jut remember that nigga

by Deseriya September 17, 2006

D.E.W.D

An acronym for 'Drop Everything and Watch Disney'.

Person 1: *Walks into a room* Alright guys, D.E.W.D!
Person 2: *Drops books and walks towards the television.*
Person 3: Can we watch Beauty And The Beast?

by Grootball January 11, 2014

N-E-W-P-O-R-T

north east winds pig oink rug tops

by fuckyouballs September 17, 2006

S L E W E D

Sexual.Lifestyles.Ethnic.Whipping.Erectile.Dysfunction

To pay a member of an ethnic community to whip one's testicles for sexual pleasure. Payment can be made by driving a 2010 red ford fiesta or by having sexual intercourse with anything that is considered mainstream.

My mate Glen got S L E W E D last night. He loves it though, he gets S L E W E D every night.

by JOhnTheMR.Funnyman September 6, 2010

D.E.W.D.N.I.G.E.R.I.N.O

The act of masturbation to animal porn.

At the site of blackend cock D.E.W.D.N.I.G.E.R.I.N.O came all over his pants.

by Jesus nazer February 26, 2004

D.E.W.D.N.I.G.E.R.I.N.O

the act of mazzling your tazzle while watching jews get put into the oven

Last night me and my bro D.E.W.D.N.I.G.E.R.I.N.O for 5 hours.

by greasy taco March 5, 2004

S.M.E.W.T

S.uper
M.assive
E.pic
W.in
T.oomuchtohandle

The degree of Win surpassing Epic Win, and Epic Fucking Win by miles, this should only be used in the presence of a miracle or things that are mind blowing beyong any recognition.
see: epic win

Dude1: "oh shit dude, did you see that guy? he's fucking bullet-proof! he took like ten bullets and he still took out all of those gang members!"
Dude2: "S.M.E.W.T. dude, that was fucking S.M.E.W.T.!"

by mr. hilarious May 12, 2010