B.E.B.

Stands for Big Ebony Beef. A term for a large African-American penis.

Guy 1: Yo let's go pick up some girls tonight.

Guy 2: Nah, I just had a realization that I would rather get some B.E.B. tonight.

by Slophole91 August 31, 2010

N.E.B.S

Nap. Eat. Bate (Masterbate). Shower.
Often done during a midday session of bordem. When a man is tired hungry erect woman-less and a bit dirty ;)

Dan: I'm hanging out with my girlfriend tonight how bout you?

Alec: Well i guess its another N.E.B.S night for me.

Dan: Figures

by DZRafo August 30, 2011

C.E.B.S.

chronic empty bottle syndrome.

I HAVE C.E.B.S.

by C.E.B.S November 23, 2014

C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.

Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!

by cutwotebs March 1, 2013

B.E.B

black eye bitch

"VIVIAN chill yur BEB face is killing me"

by unknown November 17, 2003

F.E.B.

Fuck everybody.

An acronym for when you are sick of the world and everyone in it.

"F.E.B. I'm tired of all the bullshit."

by cdizzub April 6, 2008

W.E.B.

Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy.

She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!"

by whateverbitch January 9, 2008