Dwight Howard

One seriously awesome basketball player. Often eats babies before each game because he's that manly.

I wish I was as cool as Dwight Howard.

by Jaremaing May 31, 2009

Dwight Howard

to be 6'11" and dunk like you're only 6'6"

man that dwight howard dunks like he's not 6'11"!

by dunkdunkdunk July 30, 2009

dwiggüh

A term used to describe a Dutch person that tells dad jokes and has a fetish for James blunt

Dwigga: hällo, have you guys heard Wisemen by James blunt?
Boy #1: omg Dwigga this is the fifth time today!!
Boy #2: DWIGGÜH

by BaldDaniel624 August 9, 2021

Dwightmare

1. Nickname for Dwight Howard, current starting center for the Orlando Magic.

2. Referring to a particularly nasty game by Dwight Howard in the past, present, or future.

1. Wow, Dwightmare just dunked from the three point line in transition!

2. Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers had a Dwightmare last night!

2a. Kobe needs to take some sleeping pills to avoid that Dwightmare.

by dktd21 May 31, 2009

dwight school nyc

An upper west side prep school- also knwon as Dumb White idiots Getting High Together > also known as the shcool where Paris Hilton got kicked out off, for drinking and doing coke in church, friday assembly, Vin Deisel- also attended the school. Although having a reputation for drugs- it has been getting better-

Damn you go to Dwight- HTiD man > well all get high till "i" die

by izz May 13, 2005

dwight yokum shuffle

made famous by country singer dwight yokum.shuffling of feet in a stealthy way to sneak up on people.

Darrel did the dwight yokum shuffle in the lunch line.

by Darrel January 1, 2005

Dwight Night

a night of insane drunkenness usually accompanied by calling everyone, even those who you do not know, Dwight. When you can't tell the difference between two of your best friends, don't fear, just call out Dwight. Vomiting, passing out on a random couch, falling in shrubbery, getting eaten alive by ants and feeling EXTREMELY hungover the next day are commonly involved. When this is occurring prepare to hear many references to the line "Dwiiiiiiide Schruuuuude!" from the popular television show "The Office."

person1: "Dwiiiiiiide Scruuuuude!"
person 2: "Great, here goes another Dwight Night."

by tailypo July 14, 2009