Pulling A Dwarf

When you destroy something and leave immediately after.

Alex: *Breaks Vase*
Ethan: what was that?
Alex: I don’t know? Well anyways I got to go!
Ethan: Dang it, He’s Pulling A Dwarf

by Lawheadd April 6, 2020

Dwarf Porn

Dwarf Porn is the recorded fluff bumping of small people.

Two small people bonking. Could include more than one midget or dwarf.

A classic Dwarf Porn adventure for example would be Snowwhite and the Seven Porn Dwarfs.

by Porno Andy May 8, 2012

dwarf's revenge

Pluto was originally one of the 9 planets in our solar system, then it got booted from the list for being too small. Now, it's back, and it brought it's dwarf friends with it!

Pluto is back with Ceres and Eris! That's what I call a dwarf's revenge.

by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

dinkle dwarf

a man with a dwarf-like penis

1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf

2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf

by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

Borederline Dwarf

A term used to describe people who are a 2-3 inches taller than 4'10". Making them not "legally" a dwarf, but on the borderline of being such.

Paula Abdul, Dolly Parton, and Kristen Bell are all examples of a Borederline Dwarf.

by Seera Sea July 11, 2007

dwarf

The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. Unfortunatly they are not very lucky with the laidies must be because of the smell. Like axes and hammers. They could kick your sorry ass!

Jim:That dwarf could ram you with his head and kill you.
Idiot jerk: No he couldn't!
Dwarf: Grrrrrrrrr!
Idiot jerk: ouch you rammed me with your head and killed me!
Dwarf:Bwah ha ha!

by Stan Lightsaber May 15, 2006

The Drexel HIll Dwarf

A small mythical creature who creeps on people in the ghetto of Drexel Hill, Pa.

Thought to be the town creeper, the Domreif.

He is said to be seen as barely two feet tall standing and has a very muscular pose.

This dwarf, or "Dorf" is a resident of Drexel Hill and will continue to follow little children around forever.

Stevie - Have you seen the The Drexel Hill Dwarf??
Bob - I think he lives down that hill
Robbie - Yeah...and he eats children

by i<3greeks March 20, 2009