a small, cone-shaped turd, most commonly encountered stuck to the "head" of one's penis during withdrawal from an unclean anus.
"As I pulled my cock from her chocolate starfish in anticipation of shooting my load onto her bare butt-cheeks, I noticed a smelly DUNCE CAP adorning my head. Too late to stop, my load propelled the DUNCE CAP like a stinky poo rocket ship square into the back of her head, knocking her unconscious."
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<Rawlcine> "And what about my scrilla? You owe me at least 96 dollars! Everyone owes me something! Why is everyone always baggin on me?"
<Branson> "You need to flip your duracells, cuz all i'm gettin is NEGATIVE, honey."
<Rawlcine> 8-O
<Branson> "You need to flip your duracells, cuz all i'm gettin is NEGATIVE, honey."
<Rawlcine> 8-O
by SeanG June 20, 2007
Get the flip your duracells mug.An ignorant uncultured person who hovers and annoys everybody with his or her own stupidity. As pigeons usually strut around and poop from above, it is easy to see why someone who gives others crap is called a dunce pigeon. Such a type of person is very much self infantilizing and immature. Dunce pigeons are often known to bother others by talking about unwanted irrelevant subjects or carelessly breaking objects.
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A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself
Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
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Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap
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