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Margarita Dunce Cap 

Whilst drinking margaritas, the first person to get inebriated and show any type of misconduct verbally or otherwise must put their margarita glass over their head and have their photo taken. The first recipient to be shamed by this action was a house cat named Quincy, who was livid about the dunce cap being placed upon his head.
He/she is wearing a margarita dunce cap. So and so got dunce capped last night.
a small, cone-shaped turd, most commonly encountered stuck to the "head" of one's penis during withdrawal from an unclean anus.
"As I pulled my cock from her chocolate starfish in anticipation of shooting my load onto her bare butt-cheeks, I noticed a smelly DUNCE CAP adorning my head. Too late to stop, my load propelled the DUNCE CAP like a stinky poo rocket ship square into the back of her head, knocking her unconscious."
Dunce Cap by Old Carndog December 16, 2013

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself
Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap
Human Dunce-cap by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

Frosted Dunce Cap

When a party foul occurs during an orgy the party fouler is required to sit in the corner, preferably on a stool facing the wall, with a conical stool (fecal) on their head while the men take turns jizzing on the individual's head.
God, allie was such bitch at the orgy last night, she deserved that frosted dunce cap.
Frosted Dunce Cap by Ackerladysman August 13, 2010

Dunce Cap Redemption 

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.
Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"
A dunce cap is a hat you can’t remove from you characters head in Grand Theft Auto 5 Online, it will be removed when you are I longer a bad sport or not in a bad sport lobby (how you get the cap in the first place) you will sometimes see someone with a dunce cap in a clean player lobby they have that because they did an outfit glitch to keep it with the outfit they had on in the bad sport lobby.
He has a dunce cap on that’s not a friendly player most of the time stay away from him
Dunce Cap by Bloodjdjfj July 28, 2019
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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