Dundee Gobble

Notorious act of violently head butting a victim unconscious and then giving them a blowjob whilst they’re out cold. Particularly popular method of assault in Dundee, Scotland.

Person 1: “Ya see Wee Big Clossie last night? the raj bastard was laying into some shower ay shit that was gettin’ cheeky with him”
Person 2: “Aye, was fuckin mortal man. He noshed the cunt off with a right good Dundee Gobble”

by ScotsExposed July 26, 2018

Dundee Fluffy

The act of flatulating on a mans testicals during anal sex

john was enjoying anal sex with his girlfriend when she gave him a dundee fluffy

by Babos December 16, 2007

Dundee Minute

The time between pinging your cigarette end on the floor and a jaikey picking it up then smoking it.

Dundee Minute - Usually around 17 seconds

by rizlaaaaaaaaaaaa May 26, 2010

Dundee shower

The act of using deoderent in place of a real shower, like the unwashed people of Dundee.

No hot water left? I'll just have a Dundee shower.

by StuFish October 6, 2009

Dundee Bath

To spray deoderant onto your person, rather then actually have a wash.

Tam: Oi Willy, ain't ye meetin' tha' bird the noo?

Willy: Aye

Tam: Nah man ye cannie like, ye stink.

Willy: Nae probs mate, I'll jist gae fer a wee Dundee Bath

Tam: Aye, right ye are Willy, right ye are.

by Seumas February 10, 2008

crocodile dundee

When you grab an unsuspecting androgynous persons crotch, as to make sure they do not have a dick.

This girls hitting on me, but im drunk and not really sure if they are a man or woman, so imma crocodile dundee this bitch, and see whats happenin!

by rcpthenemesis December 31, 2009

crocodile dundeed

Another word for describing the act of getting drunk.

Im getting crocodile dundeed later

by mr chi city December 11, 2009