Zoenen en Dumpen

A dutch saying for people who are badass to the bone, they kiss a girl when they go out and dump her just seconds later.

It is known as an extreme of swag and the yolo-way of life.
Literal translation: kiss and dump

Barry: "You pulled any girls tonight?"
Harry: "Yeah man, but you know the motto: zoenen en dumpen."
Barry: "Aight, you are the swagmaster!"

by Bazed February 24, 2013

Dumpkin Donut

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.

Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.

by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021

Chest Dumplings

Titties. Breasts. Mammaries.

See also: sweater puppies

Cecilia's got a great personality, but she also has some sweet chest dumplings.

by schwangalang July 8, 2016

Peach dumpling

Slang for ballsack

Damn she just sucked on my peach dumpling

by SilkyBoy May 14, 2020

bubba dumpling

The man that rides on the deans truck, with the sole purpose of blowing the driver.

That blowjob bubba dumpling gave on truck number 4 was epic.

by Nut Walters January 6, 2015

Golden Dumpling

When one takes a shit on someone else, either chest or face, then pisses on it

Honey would you like some to try a golden dumpling tonight ?

by WarrenHughPete July 2, 2020

Li’l Dumpling

A plump toddler with a big tummy that makes them sway back and forth while walking on sandy beaches.

“Li’l Dumpling,” Momma said, “your mushroom soup is ready.”

by TrishaE January 6, 2020