scrooge dumped 

When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.

Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.

Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)

scrooge dumped by Robyn Bankx December 14, 2010

Notebook Dumped 

When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.

"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."

Notebook Dumped by saxman November 11, 2012

Apple Dumped

A weird sex act where a man takes the core out of an apple. He then ejaculates into the apple and promptly slams the apple up the woman's vagina.

"Dude you should have been at that party last nite. Some chick was so out of it she got apple dumped by like 5 guys"

Apple Dumped by Impact240sx March 27, 2010

Wobble Dumped 

This is an event where you anticipate something, but actually receive something entirely different, or unexpected.

This experience is not limited to being tricked, it is more related to personal misinterpretations.

Example 1

Hey, I bought a truck online for $2000. I just got it. It came in a small box. They failed to mention that it was a toy. (Yeah, so um) I just paid $2000 for a small plastic truck...

(Friend laughing hard) What? You just got Wobble Dumped"!

Example 2

Hey, I thought I bought a PC game for $10 online, but then I received a poster of the game, instead - I feel Wobble Dumped...

Example 3

Guy: "You know that girl I met online, the one I've been talking to for months?

Friend: "Yeah"

Guy: "We just met and she looks NOTHING like her picture. Instead, she was clean, skinny with big boobs, and had no beard - Wobble Dumped!

Friend: (Staring at Guy)

Wobble Dumped by Solar Gemstone June 13, 2011

fuck-buddy dumped 

when the person youve been screwing, not dating, says you two shouldnt fuck anymore.

sheila- "girl, i got fuck-buddy dumped last night."
addie-"huh?"
sheila- " my fuck-buddy said we couldnt fuck anymore."

fuck buddy i.e friend with benefits

fuck-buddy dumped by yo girl A October 7, 2012

pre-dumped 

when two people like each other but aren't going out, and know they both like each other, then one of them decides they don't want to go out with the other, and makes this known

Pete: ahh man! you know that girl? she's just pre-dumped me, shame, i thought we could've had something special
Bob: shame.

pre-dumped by dec-eit September 27, 2008

GET DUMPED / GOT DUMPED 

To be owned or to get pwned in a video game or anything else.

Ryan GOT DUMPED by Anson
You guys just GOT DUMPED
GET DUMPED / GOT DUMPED mother fucker

GET DUMPED / GOT DUMPED by baldcartman March 31, 2009