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Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008
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Lap Dumpin

The simultaneous action of taking a dump while exploring/playing on the internet on your laptop computer
Jeff: Hey Bill, thanks for the Toilet Paper.

Bill: No problem, bud. What's with the lap top?

Jeff: Oh, I'm just Lap Dumpin. No big deal.
by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009
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tag team dumping

When two people go "tag-team dumping" it is similar to tag team wrestling except that after one person has dumped they leave the toilet without flushing and the second team member goes in and dumps on the existing dump. In a competition format the first team to block the toilet wins.
Belly Boy & Big Kev make a great tag team dumping team - the amount of orange juice those guys drink in the morning means they can dump for Britain.

Heard the noise when the big bald guy from the office next door is taking a dump - he'd be a great tag team dumping partner!
by Dukeface May 13, 2010
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sky dumping

a somewhat childish although greatly amusing practice of excreting from great height in unusual places.
The Cooker (looking up in tree): "Dude, what the hell are you doing up in that tree with your pants down?"
Pete Dick (dropping a crap into a parked car's sunroof: "sky dumping, dumb ass"
by Pete Dick March 5, 2008
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Dumping Ass

A person can be said to have "dumped ass" when one drops a large poo-load during a most inconvenient time in a most inconvenient place
Today at the gym, Lance stopped in the middle of a set, ran to the bathroom, and dumped some major ass. Dumping Ass is his favorite pastime.
by doc_sarvis June 12, 2010
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dumpass

A little regional slang, describing a person of enormous stupidity and limited verbal acumen, combining "dumbass" with the fact that every time they open their mouth they take a proverbial verbal DUMP.
Just a suggestion her(sic) babe, but if you are going to poke fun at grammer(sic), you should not have spelling mistakes in your post.

(This dumpass was oddly referencing an entry with no grammar or spelling errors)
by ChaCha2 November 10, 2008
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Dildo Dumping

The act of shitting halfway and sucking it back up repeatedly to achieve an orgasmic euphoric feeling.
Dude, last night Fred Dildo Dumped 12 times at the party before it fell on the floor. What a guy...

Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.
by someunicornwizardcat November 25, 2017
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