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Dumbtee

Stupid or dumb tee shirt advertisements on the side of a web page. Usually there is a hot girl wearing the shirt.
Man #1: Not another Dumbtee.

Man #2: What?

Man #1: It's a stupid tee shirt advertisement.
by SystemofaDownandClutch December 6, 2009
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Dumbtit

"Hey honey. Can you grab the babies dumbtit?"
by JimmyRK October 30, 2016
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Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010
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Trumpty Dumpty

A chunky orange that likes walls he is sad because china has a bigger wall he is going to whack his thwong on bing bong (kim jon un)
trumpty dumpty built a big wall trumpty dumpty blocked the mexicans all
by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019
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Humpty Dumpty word

Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass
Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.
by Fearman December 23, 2007
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Humpty Dumpty

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.
by The Fate October 16, 2011
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