Dumbassery

An unknown foreign language perpetuated by people with no understanding of history or facts whom attempt to brain wash others for the purposes of mass propaganda.

Example: "What did Donald Trump just say?" "I don't know, I don't speak Dumbassery."

Example: "Did Kelly Ann Conway just say alternative facts?" "Yes, I think this is the equivalent to huge 'lie' in English in the foreign language Dumbassery"

Example: "Did Donald Trump just say he's going to send the Feds to Chicago?!" "Yes, he's speaking Dumbassery, the equivalent action for this statement is Dutarte murdering thousands of people for drug abuse with absolutely no proof"

Example: "Did Kelly Ann Conway just say alternative facts?" "Yes, I think this is the equivalent to huge 'lie' in English in the foreign language Dumbassery"

by Watkins & Riot February 28, 2017

Dumbassery

A broad characterization of inexplicably stupid behavior, generally that which involves a lack of common sense. Often used as a sentence all on its own.

It is pure dumbassery that Equifax received a fraud prevention contract after they disclosed a massive breach of data that will result in millions of consumers being exposed to fraud.

by Marylou4ever October 3, 2017

Dumbassery

Tomfoolery, idiocy, and/or periods of idiocy.

I cannot understand your concerns - there are far too many idiots present to sort through all of this dumbassery.
Seriously, I cannot process a thought with all of this dumbassery floating about currently.

by Amananda's friend. June 1, 2018

dumbassery

Behaviour determined to be dumbass like.

would you please stop this dumbassery

by notcalum February 17, 2020

Dumbassery

The act of continuously being dumb

For example, the life of Bri is full of constant dumbassery.

by bbyari12 March 2, 2020

Dumbassery

When you're playing Catan and you put the robber on a tile that you're on.

Devin I can't believe you put that robber there that is such Dumbassery. I'm gonna go make an UrbanDictionary definition and just put your picture up. That's it, just your picture.

by coachbuggy October 31, 2020

Dumbassery

Willful engagement in selfish, potentially dangerous behaviors; with no regard or willingness of potential consequences.

After work, I complained about my stupid boss, idiotic co-workers, and annoying customers. My boss told me this dumbassery is why he is firing me. Whatta dick!
Also:
Going to college with a giant trust fund and no parental guidance frequently leads to extensive dumbassery.

Also:
I cheated on my pregnant fiancé. She caught me when she was diagnosed with an STI that I was being treated for. Can you believe I got dumped?! She accused me of dumbassery, as I booked it out of our place!

**Updated**
I raided the capitol building and posted it on social media. Going to prison for 10-20. My family blames it on my following the president’s dumbassery.

by Franklin Whoozitz February 12, 2021