The dick that you are currently fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious love interests.
Raquel: “Oh my god, Paul, I’m so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.”
Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”
Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”
Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”
Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”
Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”
Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”
by colterClimactic July 4, 2021
Get the Duckmug. The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.
by mittromneyyy December 30, 2011
Get the Duckingmug. by Cosmicstargoat June 5, 2004
Get the A duck!mug. by Jueee April 22, 2008
Get the duckmug. What looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, is a duck (probably).
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks.
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks.
"Hey, is that guy a republican?"
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck."
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck."
by gothfae May 2, 2004
Get the A duck!mug. v. Avoiding responsibility.
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by gnostic 1 March 10, 2013
Get the duckingmug. by Asian Power October 12, 2009
Get the Duckingmug.