Green Chile Cum Dumpster

When a very young and eager "New Mexican" male witnesses snow porn for the first time at a junior classmates slightly rural farm and gets overly aroused by said porn, then decides to initiate an unsolicited circle jerk around a trash barrel in the barn next to the house. All the while, said classmates watch in horror! only one finishes…

Dude what the fuck happened last night? I thought we were having a good time until homeboy pulled out his meat pepper and dumped a load into the trashcan like it was some kind of green Chile cum dumpster!!! I'm scarred for life....

by Ricky Fitts January 25, 2019

Dumpster hump

The act of having sex in a dirty trash filled dumpster.

I dumpster humped Max last night, I now have chlamydia.

by SallyStealsSeaShells March 8, 2018

DNA dumpster

1. A female, usually a slut, who ends up full of sperm, which contains DNA.

2. A vagina, the place where sperm is deposited.

Man 1 - Last night I fucked Brianne!

Man 2 - Don't be too proud, bro. She's a DNA dumpster. I fucked her within a week of meeting her!

Man 1 - I don't give a shit, bro! She was mad good!

by some_random_dude December 20, 2005

cum-dumbster

a girl who is especially dense or dumb whose main function is as a receptacle for cum; a girl who often gets unknowingly used for sexual purposes

Your ex-girlfriend Denise is a total cum-dumbster!

by absolutely August 3, 2007

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut

Any woman who has a reputation of giving anyone she meets a blowjob, in exchange for anything, or just because she can.

" Dude! stay away from the Cum guzzling dumpster slut!'

by Matstron March 10, 2009

dumpster shark

A raccoon. Within the ecosystem of the dumpster (bacterium, maggot, cockroach, mouse, rat, freegan, raccoon), the raccoon or dumpster shark is the apex predator. It takes only a small amount of decomposing food or garbage to attract these animals, who can seemingly detect the odors from this kind of waste from kilometres away. Sometimes traveling in large groups but typically cruising solo, larger specimens may pose a threat to humans and pets.

Just toss that chopped up body behind the 7-11. The dumpster sharks will take care of the rest.

by objective c March 20, 2010

Dumpsterbating

The act of turning on the shower, then proceeded by sitting on the toilet and mastuerbating

"What we're you doing in the bathroom that took you like 2 hours?" "Dumpsterbating"

by Motodylan January 18, 2015