cultural dysmorphia

an emotional/mental condition wherein an individual is so malaligned with the culture lived in that it brings on anxiety, stress and an inability to adapt to the culture they are immersed in.

a californian trying to live in the deep south or vice versa could become victims of cultural dysmorphia because their cultures are diametrically opposed.

by CamiRae Walter April 14, 2013

a Desmond

A slang term in football (actual football not the weird American type with helmets) for a 2-2 draw. Inspired by the famous African cleric Desmond Tutu.

John: I'm going for a 3-0 win to United today mate.
Adam: Nah bro, I'm betting it's gonna be a Desmond.
John: A Desmond?
Adam: Yeah, dumbass a Desmond. Get it? Two-Two?
John: OH! Very witty.
Adam: I know, I try.

by sykesie December 14, 2013

desmos graphing calculator

The most innovative calculator on the market. Prioritized my Mr. Asta and picked up by Gabrielle Zappia. Mr. asta has a cat named buster that he likes to smooch on zoom calls.

Lets plug this into desmos graphing calculator class.

by Cathe The Hoe October 15, 2020

DTSOOI

Dance The Shit Out Of It, as used in the classic dance film "Center Stage"

"All right, I wanna take it from the top. I want it full out. Look, just forget about the steps, just DTSOOI!"

by koopatroopanielson February 13, 2013

dtsm

Acronym for "down to smoke more", escpecially pertaining to marijuana.

Max: "Should I pack another bowl?"
Felix: "Yeah man, I'm always dtsm."

by wizardofoh April 27, 2017

Desmond doss

A hero. Desmond doss saved 75 lives at hacksaw ridge during ww2.

Did you hear about desmond doss? I want to be like him.

by Desmond Doss April 24, 2021

5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013