Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.

-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.

by Rinmpit July 07, 2013

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California Drought

The act of despositing fesces on someones chest and letting it sit there to dry

"Last night jimmy's mom gave me the best california drought!"

"nice!, was it really dry and hard?"

by Lee-Shaw October 06, 2008

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The act of shitting on someones chest and leaving it sit there to dry

by Lee-Shaw January 13, 2009

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a period of time on facebook where you don't post on friends' wall, update statuses or have any activity on facebook.

Me: I was facebook creeping on myself the other day. I've got a facebook drought from October to November.

by monstersincx3 October 20, 2010

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When there are no new memes for a period of time. Just a cycle of reposts.

"The meme Drought on picto I see boring me"

by Punking August 01, 2017

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the state of a total lack of any guys that single/hot/not tools etc..

jess: why have i not seen any guys that are good looking but not tools lately

jess2: man, i dunno. i swear its this man drought

by mcfarlane December 22, 2007

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The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.

OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.

by reido1974 August 03, 2011

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