Donutting

Donutting is when you punch someone so hard in the stomach that your hand makes a whole in that person

Joseph:Has anyone seen DIO? He was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago
Polnareff: Last time I saw him he was donutting Kakyoin
Joseph: HE WHAT!?!

by YeetMaster420/69 April 1, 2020

Donut Cop

A donut or doughnut cop is the stereotypical lazy, morbidly obese police officer that you wonder how they were even accepted to the force. Usually found serving the worst possible positions such as school or mall cop.

I’d avoid the bathroom to your right. I just saw a donut cop go in there.

by Weegee.exe March 22, 2021

Dumpkin Donut

Getting a blowjob from someone who is taking a dump and the same time while you are eating a donut.

Dude - I had the most wonderful Dumpkin Donut this morning. The old lady blew me while she was taking a dump and I was eating a donut at the same time.

by Vic Thrust February 25, 2021

power donut

That ring of unshaved hair that clings to a balding man’s pate. Worn by real men who don't want to try hiding their baldness by shaving it all off. The hairstyle of people in charge.

Ed Harris is probably the best example of this haircut and he's pretty damn badass.

Fuck Headblades, I rock the power donut free and proud!

by CaptStubing January 12, 2011

douche donut

Another word for Man Bun

You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.

by ddonley88 June 9, 2016

Jelly Donut

A jealous fat person

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)

by KingDavidTheGreatChosenOne May 3, 2015

donut day

Donut Day was coined one Friday morning when several friends left school and gathered at a common friends apartment. After becoming intoxicated on a large quantity of rum one friend left to buy donuts. Since then, each Friday is considered the day to skip out of highschool to become incredibly drunk and stoned at the apartment in which it began.

Commonly, Donut Day involves porn, shopping sprees at sex shops, dressing up men in lingerie, and an overall immoral time. With, of course, plenty of donuts.

"I'm sorry I won't be in school today, it's Donut Day."
"We need to get to the liquor store to stock up for Donut Day."
"Did you buy your weed for Donut Day?"

by Alyssia F. December 13, 2008