Downward Dingdong

The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.

"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

DCRingo

This originated in Alabama, US. It mean a whiney person who blows the smallest thing out of all proportion and makes it his personal crusade to avenge the "wrong".

I wish that guy Dave would shut up and stop being a f**king DCRingo. He makes me wanna slap him

by Pingus Maximus November 8, 2004

Ding-a-derry

A state of celebration upon acquiring a brain.

"I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, if I only had a brain." -Scarecrow

by The ORIGINAL Lulubelle January 1, 2011

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

asshole ding

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.

My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.

by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008

ding ding ding!

Right! You are correct!

Meant to replicate the sound from a game show when the contestant has answered the question correctly.

So, you screwed her last night, right?

Ding ding ding!

by bhobson333 July 12, 2006

Dingdong and Marian

The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.

DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.

by donandmarie December 10, 2009