Douchetard

Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard.

It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to.

As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing.

Derek: Omg, did you see Demi Lovato's new hair?

Alice: Derek, you're such a fucking douchetard.

by popcycles June 21, 2010

Doucette

A word used to describe the act of shitting by a female.

Yo, don't go in there for about fifteen minutes. Some bitch just dropped a nasty doucette in the shitter.

by Butterfries June 24, 2008

Douchecheddar

a word used to define the most idotic of idotic people.

for example, when talking about someone who makes you angry... "He is SUCH a douchecheddar!"

or

douchecheddar can be used to replace the word 'tool' or even 'player'

''wow, your such a douchecheddar"

by PANTS727 December 4, 2010

Douchette

Female douche bag (complement to male douche bag)

Female athletes that act like guys, and give each other high fives and slap each other on the ass

by Mike, Adam, and Matt May 13, 2005

Doucette

One of the coolest and greatest last names known to mankind the family with this last name, has just to breath and excellence and greatness flows through the air. Any know enemy of this great clan of great and famous noble men and women will and have been beaten to and inch of their lives.
Doucetteis a name associated with the best that ever will be, that is and ever was!

1. Man, That guy who kicked Johnny's ass was a real Doucette.

2. I think I should legally change my name to Doucette, which we all know is the "COOLEST NAME EVER"!

by Mightybiglegend June 25, 2008

attraction to douchettes

a hot boys attraction to a preppy, good-girl, Abrecrombie-wearing girl who gets into boys heads that makes them wear sweaters and turn into chicks with dicks.

"that boy has just an attraction to douchettes, i bet his penis got smaller just looking at her"

by hellzyaimasexybitch October 9, 2009

douchattude

Having an attidude of a total douche.

You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.

by shenenagens April 7, 2009