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by Super Ultra Mega Brian July 27, 2010
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by harry_pujols June 9, 2007
Get the [Doucheberg] mug.The accelerated state of affliction of doucheness disease which has become irreversible and leads to complete social death.
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Someone so completely immersed in doucheness, that they are automatically considered as a stand-by replacement for any member of the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Someone so completely immersed in doucheness, that they are automatically considered as a stand-by replacement for any member of the cast of Jersey Shore.
“you know, I saw Rick S. the other day, his douchethelioma is really bad now.”
"so we called Jeannie C. and pretended to be her doctor's office with her test results – when we told her she had a raging case of douchethelioma, she asked if it was curable and we told her it was terminal.”
“that fat skank Roseann could definitely replace Mangelina next season on Jersey Shore: Corpus Christi.”
"so we called Jeannie C. and pretended to be her doctor's office with her test results – when we told her she had a raging case of douchethelioma, she asked if it was curable and we told her it was terminal.”
“that fat skank Roseann could definitely replace Mangelina next season on Jersey Shore: Corpus Christi.”
by Jimmy from the Ville October 14, 2010
Get the douchethelioma mug.someone who pretends to be bisexual, someone who preteds to believe in something, but really doesn't and then is a complete hypocrit concerning those beliefs, dresses like a fag, and gets his stupid asshole friend to call someone else names. Basically a huge fake asshole who won't go anywhere in life.
by TenThousandThrones January 4, 2010
Get the Douchebear mug.DoucheFest 2004:
Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.
Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.
*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.
Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.
*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
by BooRadley October 15, 2004
Get the DoucheFest 2004 mug.Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"
by Darkman84 April 5, 2008
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