Douchebagery

–noun

The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.

Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.

Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.

Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.

The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.

-See also guidos and meatheads

New Jersey guidos practice douchebagery down the shore.

Bill Clinton is a master of douchebagery.

by Matty_O February 4, 2010

Douchewater

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.

"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"

by austen p August 20, 2006

Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.

A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.

by acmcgee May 16, 2011

douchebagestan

Where all douche bags are from.

What a douche bag!!!
Yeah! Pretty sure he is from douchebagestan!!!

by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014

douchebagedness

having the qualities of a douchebag

"Those Birkenstocks only add to his douchebagedness."

by tnp May 3, 2006

Douchegoat

(Noun) The creepy facial hair style worn by really annoying one-upping faggots.

Can also refer to the person wearing said style.

Wow, chad just tried to tell me he has the hottest girlfriend ever, what a douchegoat.

by DomBaz53 December 7, 2009

doucheatorium

A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.

Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.

Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.

by directly at the sun April 25, 2010