douchette

The female equivalent of a douchebag

Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"

by Darkman84 April 5, 2008

douchebulb

The apparatus that injects water into a rectum, for the purpose of cleansing; preparation for anal sex. Much douchier than a douchebag.

So, my boss... this fuckin guy... what a douchebulb. Seriously *does not* have a clue.

by gravyball December 14, 2010

Douchette

A feminine term for 'douche': A woman/girl who's annoying to you so much.

Adam: Sunny, stop being such a douchette, and get a life.
Sunny: Um, I wouldn't be talking, 'cause you got shit in your pants.
Adam: What?? *looks down pants with brown spot* Well, this is embarrassing....

by aversatilefella September 3, 2013

Douchette

Orgin of the word douche. Untrusting - character flawed - self centered - insecure woman, whom deflects inadequacy onto others.

Wearing high heels, mini skirt, and Cleveage exposed during my grand mother’s 79 th birthday was a DOUCHETTE move to attract attention by your Girl Friend.

by Kingk530 June 2, 2018

douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 16, 2021

Douchebug

A special brand of douchebag that wears exceptionally large aviator sunglasses, causing them appear like an insect.

Haha, look at that douchebug over there with the six popped collars and aviators the size of dinner plates!

by maowai May 12, 2011

Douchette

A gril version of a douchebag, know to show off about their money and are hoplessly stupid when it comes to the easiest stuff, no to mention, they tan, drink too much, and get beat up later.

Girls like Snooki, or the women from the stupid wives tv shows that act like douchettes

by MoronMan22 June 27, 2011