dotcon

An "entrepreneur" - and I use the word rather lightly - in the information technology sector who has a product, idea or web portal of dubious worth who does an ipo where he suckers in millions from investors who border on the clueless, pays himself handsomely with salary and bonuses, and skips out of jurisdiction to a place like the Cayman Islands before his company fails, without ever having produced a viable product.

My aunt told me I should be more like my cousin Rodney, who made millions by selling shares in a now defunct web portal company.

"I'm not a dotcon," I replied caustically. "The products I'm developing will still be around helping people in a 100 years, not disappearing forever in 100 days."

by Orestes May 21, 2004

dotch

A penis that is extremely thin (like a straw)

You dont have a chode, you have a dotch

by neg boy March 12, 2005

dotcommunists

Left wing sites, bloggers, dirty Web 2.0 hippies.

Q: You see the new blog on DailyKos?

A: No man, that shit's for dotcommunists!

by Sphinx532 January 16, 2009

dotcom baby

The offspring of parents who met on a dating site

Deborah and Stan met on Match.com. They kept it a secret at first, but a year later, Michael was born - the family's first dotcom baby.

by FriendOrFlake August 25, 2014

the N*dot C*dot

the N*dot C*dot N.C., North Carolina

I was born and raised in the N*dot C*dot

by W.Darity February 22, 2008

DotCom Syndrome

.com Syndrome also "DotCom Syndrome"

(Psychiatry)
A disabling Brain Disorder caused by Domain Name (URL) overload. The syndrome is very prevalent among people employed in the Information and Technology Industry .

Officials fear a global pandemic of DOTCOM SYNDROME may result from ICANN's flood of new gTLD, generic Domain Name extensions, choices into the Internet's addressing system. An Internet domain name extension is the familiar .com, .net, or .org. There are 280 ccTLDs but only 22 "generics" in the domain name system right now in 2012 but that is about to all change in the near future.

Search "DotCom Syndrome" for a YouTube Video about this devastating condition.

She developed DotCom Syndrome by trying to remember too many domain name addresses.

by Cheap Secrets September 25, 2012

Dotchbroon

Another word for a genital with with major STD’s

I pulled down that guys pants and he had a Dotchbroon

by Ava Jiyna September 10, 2020