double doozy

when two people sandwich a woman and ejaculate on her thighs

Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?

Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!

by rapist anonymous February 4, 2010

Doozy

Another way of saying shit

i’m going to take a fat doozy brb

by GoCrySon July 9, 2021

Doozy

Too drunk. Usually related to throwing up through the mouth or cleansing the system.

My Uncle is Doozy

by TraiSaurus January 26, 2020

Doozy

A group of white fags who think there cool, but there not. They are mega gay, and can suck this dick.

Person 1: Bro you know that kid is in Doozy?
Person 2: Really? I didnt know he likes men.

by Doozy Slayer May 17, 2018

Doozy dooster

A man who has layed on his couch for an excessive amount of hours and has eaten a whole pizza single handedly and put down a 24 pack of beer and has come to realize that he hasn’t taken a shit in 4 days so grabs the peanut butter and goes to the bathroom for an hour

You’re such a doozy dooster

by Chef_Hammond March 1, 2019

Doozie

A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does

Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.

Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”

-left on read-

Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”

by theS1x40 December 26, 2021

Doozy

Plays warzone ruined rebirth eats BOOYAs asshole also like to smash J and eat Santana’s chitter.

Yo u play like doozy stop selling.

by Sucha Singh with the oil July 24, 2021